Tuesday, April 21, 2009

yay! Tiga!

ok, so the 80's throwback thing is in full-swing. sometimes i'm a fan and sometimes it's annoying. but i'm finding myself very much a fan of this one. great/horrible green screen usage, stupid/amazing costumes, creepy old guy in bad suit.

it works!

weirdest video ever...i'm in love. plus, its helping me to recover from the awfulness that was this day's draw with Arsenal. damn those gunners! damn them!

oh, right....back to the video:

Sunday, April 5, 2009

fine american product: the BodySnake


with the BodySnake, you can "safely reach your between your legs"!!
just watch the commercial. really and truly, its awesomely bad*.

*see french-manicure hand-modeling.

and of course, proudly made in america!  
(free foot-scrubbing donut when you order now!)




Thursday, April 2, 2009

yay! it's april!

the best part about starting a new month is that i get to change my calendar!  i realize that for most, this is probably not as entertaining or exciting as for myself, but maybe...just maybe, you'd be just as excited if you had a calendar at beautiful as mine...

ahhh, fernando!  the picture that they chose of you was not so flattering.  i guess, with it being "unofficial" they probably just picked whatever images on the internet that weren't copyrighted.  

anywho, i have chosen a much better one.  yay!  can't wait 'til may!