Video of the Day: Dio, "Mystery"

wow.  wowowowowow.

this video raises so many questions, it's like an episode of 'LOST.'

*is Ronnie James Dio single-handedly responsible for inspiring fantasy fairy/dragon t-shirts?

*where are these sexy wood-nymph ladies coming from?

* how did that ewok/bear-face turn into a cyber-wolf?!

reveal your secrets to me, oh master, Dio....