The Day My Earth Stood Still: Tragedy in Orange.

so when my brother offered to help me change my eating habits, i was not expecting him to immediately snatch the bag of cheetos out of my hand and dump them onto the pavement. in a moment of grief and less-than-reasonable thinking, i ran around to the sad, little pile of neon starch and grabbed one off the top (it hadn't touched the ground, mind you!), only to have my clever little thief of a brother slap my hand, knocking my one remaining unsullied treat to the asphalt.

total. sadness. overload.