Man of My Heart: James Franco

sweet baby james,

your appeal is undeniable. just look at you. i mean, you are way too attractive. but you play the loser so often, that it makes me think you are humble and the fact that you are willing to make an idiot of yourself means that you don't take yourself too seriously.

so, seriously, give a girl a chance. we could make beautiful music...and by music, i mean babies.